Welcome to the Bravo Clubhouse for the podcast edition of Watch What Happened Slide with me Andy Cohen

He's an expert fluffer as you heard him announce and after a few fresquillas his name is quite hard to pronounce

It's Watch What Happened Slide with Joao and Colin from Below Deck Med now

Hey everybody welcome to Watch What Happened Slide I am your host Andy Cohen live in the Bravo Clubhouse helping to cure your case of the Mondays by turning this clubhouse into a

tranquil yacht party where you don't have to leave a tip or even leave your couch frankly speaking of please welcome my guest

Soraco Deccans from Below Deck Med it's Joao Franco and Colin Maceo too

Oh actually I mean you're the boasts so you're not a dad right?

We're all Dickens but yeah right okay you're Dickens but you're not dick well we'll see man we'll see man yeah yeah

but you're not dick we're not dick yes very good but I did see you flinch when I said you guys were deck hands

you just went like that yeah you were like the soldier yeah yeah you're a boasts yes okay

behind the bar she is an accomplished sailor who was on the first all female crew in the right bread round white

I'm sorry wit bread wit bread wit bread round the world yacht race which is chronicled in the

documentary maiden and select theaters now it's Don Riley hey Don Riley great to see you

I'm dying to see the documentary it looks so great quite good were you guys shooting while you were on this voyage

yeah we had our cook was also with the camera which she's about this big and the camera was like

that big and you know nothing at night wow 1989 was your cook a homophob who lied on a resume no okay all

right we're gonna blow dillabob I want to get started Joao Brooke left you really broken hearted

and you have not been shy about sharing your emotions surrounding her this season take a look

as much as I can try and hide how I feel about Brooke unfortunately sometimes I can't bottle my

emotions I always end up stalking her and hating feeling still linger I've messaged her stupid

wow you're not even trying to give him that trust that's that's the hard part Brooke and I

seem perfect but I found out she cheated on me I really really loved it I want to make it work

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