This is the true story of a New York City boy with big town hopes and small neighborhood

dreams of becoming BFFs with the real housewives and other bravo liberties.

Then one day that dream actually came true.

Let me take you behind the velvet rope.

Hey guys, this is David. Welcome back behind the velvet rope. How is everybody doing?

We are here today with a very special guest, the one and only Joyce Gerard,

former real housewife of Beverly Hills forever real housewife of Beverly Hills.

And a real real housewife of Beverly Hills. How are you?

Hi David, how are you? I send you a big, big cyber kiss, a big cyber hug,

a no compact hug. You look so nice today. Thank you. You look great.

I do. Well, you know, good smile as long as that smile is up, that's everything.

I have to say that I have taken a shower today for the first time in about nine days.

No. Well, that's what someone else said, maybe like seven days.

I've taken this, staying into another level. I mean, you look all refreshed now.

You know what? I'm super, I'm super fresh every day and all my friends tell me how are you doing to keep the sanity and to stay so happy?

You're always so happy. And I think, you know, you just have to remember to take a little time for yourself.

I'm enjoying this quarantine, actually. I love being with the munchkins.

I know. Although I have to admit, the first day of homeschooling was a pain in my butt.

But the second day went easier. And now this is the second week.

And it's so far. Let me knock on wood. I don't want to jinx it.

But so far, it's been great. And talking about showers, my happy place is to take a bath.

Is that? I have to do it every single day. Even if it's a five minute bath,

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