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Hope everybody had a delicious and sweet new year.

The toast is back and sweeter than ever.

Sweeter than ever, you guys, these are the 10 days in between Roche-Shena and Yon Kippur where we are judged for the rest of the year. So like if Claudia and I seem extra sweet, less shit-talkie, we're trying, like, we're on our best behavior. So it never really works. It never works. We do this every year because, of course, like, these are the 10 days where, like, you want to be on your best behavior.

These are like two marquee holidays in the Jewish calendar. Like the first is Rosh Hashanah, which is our Happy New Year.

And then 10 days later is like a, it's called the Day of Atonement.

You're fast and you just like apologize for all your sins.

And so in the 10 days between them, like you gotta be on your best behavior.

It's like, it's when like you're re-

It's when into the book. atonement. You're fast and you just like apologize for all your sins. And so in the 10 days between

them, like you got to be on your best behavior. It's like, it's when like you're written into the

book of life. Or not. Right. Or other. So like we have to be nice like our lives depend on it.

And the thing is I can't because let me tell you something. Everyone's damaged. Obviously it's hard.

Everyone's ugly and stupid. But over the holiday, I went to synagogue. And, like, you know, you're aware of your own self in synagogue. But, like, there's really not much to do in synagogue besides, like, chat. And I literally kept veering into Lush and Hura. Lash and Hura is like gossip, but like negative gossip, which is a huge sit and you're

really not supposed to do it. And I kept like leading over and being like, oh my God. And I literally had to stop myself. I couldn't even stop myself in synagogues. So how are you going to stop yourself when you're literally being paid to do it when it's your job? Correct. and like thus brings on the annual conversation about how gossip is really not a bad thing.

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