What are you going to ask me?

No, it's better that way.

Don't you think?

I never know what you're going to say.

Why should you know what I'm going to say?

All right.

Fair.

I guess.

I'm Brian Tetta, Executive Producer of The View.

It's Thursday and I'm here with Joy Behar. This is behind the table.

All right, well you can tell by the crunching of the kettle corn, it's a Joy Behar day. It's Thursday. I'm messing with your days again. Every day.

I know. It's supposed to be Wednesday. I know. You know, Wednesday I think was the sweet spot.

I thought maybe you'd be in a better mood Thursday but as you reminded me

earlier today I told you yes with the more nasty mood I'm in the funnier I can be

this is true this is true it's the double-edged sword I don't intend to be funny

I just can't help myself. You intend to be nasty? No.

More than funny. Okay, well either way people seem to enjoy it and enjoy the

crankier you are. Yeah, me personally not so much. I think cranky is more the word not nasty. Yeah I don't think you're nasty. I'm not nasty or I'm not mean no but I'm cranky. You're cranky. Speaking of things that generally make you cranky is Halloween and yeah I know not your favorite not my

favorite either you know it's really all Soul's Day you know I'm a Catholic girl yes

and that's what it's all about dead people right and that they turned it into some fun kid holiday with

candy. I don't mind the candy and I like my kids getting dressed up and I like

when I was trick-or-treating as a kid. I have a bad luck bad bad luck in

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