Journey to the Savage Planet

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The boys head into space and gather a heck of a lot of resources...and laughs? Russ somehow justifies his love for Jojamart, which may be the true good guy of the Stardew Valley universe.

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0:00.0	Griffin, you replaced the sun, I hear.
0:04.2	I have an alarm clock that simulates the sun.
0:06.7	It's a simulated sun that lives on my nightstand
0:10.4	and it wakes me up when my body feels ready for it.
0:14.8	You have this alarm clock, it's like,
0:16.2	Hey, Russ, hey, come on.
0:19.4	And that's not how human beings are supposed to wake up.
0:21.6	That's not how God intended it when He made the sun for us
0:24.3	to really go to depression of my daughter.
0:25.8	I'm actually extremely impressed.
0:28.1	I have a little virtuous sun and it pops up right on my bedstand.
0:31.9	It doesn't burn me terribly as the real sun does.
0:35.1	So that's another mark against real sun.
0:37.4	And it wakes me up when I'm damn well ready to start my day.
0:40.4	How does it know when you're ready though?
0:43.0	It just knows, man.
0:44.8	It knows you.
0:45.9	It knows me.
0:46.9	It knows me inside out spiritually, physically.
0:50.3	Did it interview you?
0:51.5	Like when you turned it on for the first time,
0:53.5	was it like, what's your favorite food?
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