Hello, everyone and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered. I am your host, Mary

Catherine Ham. He is my co-host, Vic Mattis with the Free Beacon. We are your morning show for any hour. Look, it's hard to keep up with the news. We know that. We're going to keep it lighthearted. We're going to help you keep up. You know, not too much. We're not going to be overwhelmed. You're going to have a good time, right? Vic, how are you doing? Hello, Mary Catherine. I'm doing fine. I had a nice weekend.

My son had figured out finally what he wanted to do for his birthday, and it was paintball.

Oh, nice.

Nine buddies.

So we went out, and I had to take some of them out to Peves, Peves in Aldi, Virginia.

I don't know if you've been out there.

I mean, I've been to an Aldi. I don't think I've been to Aldi.

This is ALD-I-E. Very small town. I don't even want to call it a town, but it's basically

off 50 way out there. Okay. Way, way out there for people who live in the beltway, man, that's

like you're going out to the Arctic. Okay. Out west, you're going out west. Okay. So the wild west, known as Aldi. And it's funny. So they all have to

get around and stand around as they give you the explanation about how paintball works and the

rules. There's lots of rules of engagement. And one of the things is, of course, helmets at all

time, you know, for safety and everything else. But also, here's an interesting, they said,

if you approach your opponent at point blank, you must

give that opponent the benefit of the doubt and say surrender, surrender, you surrender.

Okay.

Because they said, we advise that you surrender because the alternative would be like a giant

wealth.

Yes.

You know.

So I said, okay, that makes sense.

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