What's up everybody?

I'm producing this pod by myself today, so I'm sorry, one camera, but it's still fun with the boys. And we have a guy that's actually on methamphetamine right now on the couch. Yeah, you guys really pulled out all the bells and whistles for me. Thank you so much. No problem, man. You guys are the best. One of my favorite journalists, Gary Faust, he's been doing of lot of stuff out in Puerto Rico that's really interesting right now there might be a Puerto Rican uh what is it uh maybe the government might be after you might be the American government I don't know whatever things are wild It's all a floating island of shit Oh you do watch out bro don't dude. Don't, dude, stop. Well, well,

can't say that.

The Puerto Ricans come after you. Calling back, good old Tony Hinchcliffe.

It goes all the way up to J-Lo, dude,

and they get real,

they get real pissed up. Yeah, Fat Joe runs the island. Fat Joe? Okay. Well, we're going to get into this. just real quickly, before we get into Puerto Rico, hear me out on something, Gary.

You know, we had the three-fifths compromise back in the day for African-Americans in the country?

Yeah.

I think we had the three-fifths compromise back in the day for African-Americans in the country? Yeah. I think we have the eight-fifths compromise for Italians like Leo, where you count as more than one person and you get taxed accordingly. Okay, wait, but then do I get more than one vote? Because if my Guinea vote... Yeah, you get more than one vote. Oh, that's great. You get more than one vote, but Southwest

Airlines, you're going to have to pay extra for a seat. Why? Why? Because of the, what, the stench that you make up? Mostly the stench. You take up a lot of space in public. Well, what about somebody like me that's half Italian? Well, I'm going to let you slide because you don't read Italian. I have the fair complexion of a white man.

Yeah, exactly. You pass.

Leo, you don't. You don't pass

as a non-adalian... let you slide because you don't read Italian. I have the fair complexion of a white man. Yeah, exactly.

You pass.

Leo, you don't.

You don't pass as a non-Italian. Italians vary in their looks. Everybody knows that. Like, Leonel Messi has Italian roots, but he looks more like him. That's true. And you know why that is? Because they were all... Jesus. Well, yeah, probably. Lee. You're right. That's how it used to work.

Can you bleep that Lee, man?

I'll believe it.

Okay. He's talking about, you know,

non-consensual sex.

Yeah. Jesus. Well, yeah, probably. You're right. That's how it used to work. Can you bleep that, Lee, man? I'll believe it. Okay. He's talking about, you know, non-consensual sex. Yes. Which the Italians, what? Maybe that's, they, it was done to them. Maybe that's why they, they pay it back, pay it forward. Why would you start a rumor like that? That's not even true. If you want to go to an NFL game, it's going to be five-eighths of a ticket price. Okay, that's going to piss me off.

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