What do you think happens when a bunch of Donald's most sycophantic loyalists who actually do not believe that they can do anything wrong, who believe that they can do whatever they want, and Donald will have their backs and fuck everybody else, right?

What happens with those people get together to group chat?

And it turns out they don't understand basic security protocols.

Well, apparently what actually did happen is while they're discussing very highly classified top secret stuff, like Pentagon stuff, they accidentally invited a journalist to join their

chat without realizing it. I mean, I know it's hysterical, but it's not, it's actually not a joke.

This actually happened, and this is exactly what happened. On March 15, the United States

launched coordinated airstrikes on hooty targets in Yemen. Remember, this was ordered by Donald,

the guy who hates war, and blamed President Joe Biden for being a warmonger and promised all of the American people that he was going to get us out of all the wars.

Mm-hmm.

That fucking guy.

Well, two hours before the first bomb dropped, the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic magazine knew the attack was coming.

Why did this happen? Well, because a aforementioned group of total idiots

using an unsecured chat group were discussing very classified war plans and accidentally invited the reporter.

I mean, who else?

Did they invite anybody else?

We don't know.

Did they invite Vladimir Putin?

Did they invite Kim Jong-un?

Did they invite Ted Bundy?

Or, you know, hopefully, luckily, maybe.

Ted Bundy's ghost was too busy collecting Social Security to care.

Yeah, Pete Hanksah, the Secretary of Defense,

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