Josie Long - Madame Guillotine (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Landlord John has been spending some time in the Other Realm recently, which means that we’ve not welcomed any guests into The Moon Under Water for what feels like a lifetime. However, it’s ready to appear once more; but not just in any form… we’re live from the greatest pub in the Other Realm and Landlord John’s very own Moon Under Water: The Dagda Bar in Edinburgh.

Yes, the establishment that has oft been mentioned by John and Robin has finally welcomed us in to record two special live episodes. 30 Patrons were lucky enough to experience the mist in person, and with it being such a special occasion we’ve invited two wonderful guests along with us. First up it’s the incredible Josie Long!

Josie is a comedian, actress and writer whose list of credits is as long as the bar itself at The Moon Under Water (infinite). But not only is she one of the most beloved comedian in the UK, she’s also a fully fledged pubber, and was lucky enough to attend university alongside Robin and John. Expect stories (and pints) aplenty.

Want to hear an extended version of this episode (featuring a Patreon-only choice), gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon!

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0:00.0	How this haven swells in the Crescent Tower.
0:12.7	The man from the Docklands and the Lady of the Lake join hands, and the sky blushes.
0:20.3	Hold on, hold on and steady yourselves. Dance back to
0:28.2	your seat and returning with pint poured, I smile myself senseless. The garden blooms with time here at the moon underwater.
0:42.3	The Hello everyone and welcome to the moon underwater!
1:14.2	And how the moon underwater!
1:18.2	Oh! And how the moon underwater has revealed itself a new Robin this evening?
1:30.6	Well, it looks familiar.
1:32.6	It looks so familiar.
1:34.3	I think the moon underwater is trying to tell me something, but I can't work out what.
1:38.0	What do you think he's trying to say?
1:39.2	It's saying, where were you last happy?
1:43.3	Do you know what? I think it is. It's saying, whence did you last happy? Do you know what? I think it is.
1:45.7	It's saying,
1:47.4	whence did you last find bliss?
1:50.0	And it's sort of forced us to take our own minds
1:53.4	to that feeling of just total and utter peace.
1:57.7	And it's revealed itself as the Dagdebar.
2:01.6	Unbelievable.
2:03.5	And it's turned on the taps.
2:08.1	And it's because the great thing about the moon underwater is it's a working version of the
2:14.1	Dagdebar.
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