Henceforth I declare myself to be the Emperor of Podcasts.

Itchmanners. Oh, Hello. Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife

host Teresa McElroy and you're listening to Schmanners it's extraordinary

etiquette for ordinary events.

Hello my love.

How are you?

Oh I said my love.

You are my love, but also my dove.

Oh no, I'm throwing off convention.

And hello, baby Dot. She's getting bigger and bigger all the time.

You know, I try and squish her. I know, I've seen it. It's horrifying.

How are you? How's everything? How's your day? Day's going well?

We never see each other anymore. We're always traveling. What? No, that's a joke. That's a joke. No, but we do hardly, you know, it, times they are not easy.

No, the times they are always different.

And our parenting style is largely divide and conquer.

This is true.

So sometimes we don't really get to see each other very much.

And when we do, it's like,

while frozen two is playing loudly.

Right?

So I'm actually, I'm very excited to tell you

about what we're talking about this week.

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