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So, a couple of weeks ago,

we roasted a horrifying vision of a movie called Cats, which was intended to be a delightful Broadway musical adaptation, which quickly turned into a nightmare full of unsettling mutated creatures set in an apocalyptic wasteland.

Right.

In the 1930s.

In the 1930s, yeah, they dropped the bomb in the 1930s.

They got that a top bomb on.

These creatures came out, these creatures came out, rolls from the ashes.

Singing and dancing.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

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