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Thomas and the Bible

Joshua 7-9

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2011

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Another episode of your favorite goofy, mass murdering Israelites! What will they think of next! Hijinks for this episode include luring an entire army out of a city to burn it down from within, and then murder every man woman and child! OMG, pranked!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Thomas in the Bible.

0:23.5

Chapter...

0:24.6

I mean, sorry, episode 51, Joshua, Chapter 7, and Joshua is almost making me believe in God just because of how much better he is than Moses.

0:40.6

It's like, it's such, it's such a shortfall there.

0:46.4

Like, it's such a massive gap.

0:49.2

I can only believe, you know, God of the gaps.

0:51.8

Like, I can only believe that God is the one who created

0:55.7

that massive gap between Joshua and Moses. There's no way, nothing else could, science cannot

1:00.9

explain how bad Moses was and how much better Joshua is. I mean, Joshua, it's still the Bible.

1:08.7

Don't get me wrong. It's terrible. But so it's like, I don't, I read the Joshua now and I don't want to just kill myself. Like I can actually, there's a story, like things are happening. It's, it's cool. So, Josh was seven. Oh, just a quick note before I get started. Got another review on iTunes. And I'm just very happy about it. And thank you guys so much. Keep them coming. Keep them coming. No number of reviews is enough ever. So keep them coming. I'm just wanting people, you know, just wanting it to get out there so people can see it and all that. And it's growing and it's great. I love it. It's cool.

1:45.0

I'm really glad people seem to enjoy it. I didn't necessarily know that that would be true.

1:50.8

I just thought I'd give it to try and see what happened. But it seems like a least small number of

1:56.1

people are enjoying it. So I'm really glad to do it. So, but the least you can do is, it's just, just,

2:04.6

review on iTunes. Come on. Take you two minutes. I'll never hassle you personally about it again.

2:11.7

I'll still make announcements, but I won't, like, personally call you and hassle you about it.

2:16.8

Like, you can, you can consider yourself

2:19.2

exempt if you've written a review from all my announcements. But if, but if you haven't, then you

2:24.4

cannot. So that's, that's what, that's what you get. Um, okay, chapter seven. But the children

2:32.2

of Israel committed, committed a trespass in the accursed thing for a chan, the son of

2:38.0

Karmie, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zara, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed

2:42.9

thing, and the anger of the Lord was kindled against the children of Israel.

2:46.8

Now, I know this sounds like a non-sequitur because it started with but the children of Israel committed.

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