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Thomas and the Bible

Joshua 14-18

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2011

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Jesus mother of Moses, Joshua has lost it. I seriously wonder if Moses came back from the dead and wrote this part. Joshua went from 60-0 in 2 seconds. Unbelievable. I might lose my audience because god made his bible so bad. Touche, sir.

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Episode

0:02.0

Hey, oh, episode 53 of Thomas in the Bible. It's been a little while. Sorry, I'm definitely late. I took a week off because, you know, I got a lot of crap going on, especially two podcasts that we have. We took a week off in both of them and also just other

0:39.8

stuff because podcasting is like, it's not that much of my life, but it ends up taking a lot of

0:46.8

the time. So it's hard sometimes. But, and then this one was late. I went a little nuts. I thought I

0:51.9

I thought I already did this one,

0:57.3

and then I looked, and I hadn't done it, and there were a lot of drugs involved, but pretty much,

0:59.9

so that's, I'm late now, but,

1:02.3

and that was my mom's birthday, you know how that goes.

1:05.7

Anyway, important thing is we're here

1:08.0

now together, um,

1:09.9

but, however, this, uh uh we've run out of luck

1:14.3

because Joshua has has failed us I mean you can stay if you want but there's there's

1:22.1

really not much going on I mean I'll be here I'll be doing it I'll be putting in the time

1:26.5

I'll be yeah I'll be reading but I'll be doing it. I'll be putting in the time. I'll be reading.

1:29.0

But you can leave if you want. There's not, nothing happens today. It sucks.

1:35.7

Joshua has earned enough credit to where, I still think he'll rebound. You know, I think he'll be, I think he'll be back and better than ever.

1:44.0

But he's, I have no evidence for that claim, except that the, the, I think he'll be back and better than ever.

1:50.2

But he's, I have no evidence for that claim, except that the past has been really cool for Joshua.

1:50.6

It's been really fun.

1:52.3

He's been just keeping up the hilarity.

1:57.3

But anyway, he's on a break.

2:00.7

So I'll read it. It sucks. Whatever. We'll see how it goes. Maybe I'll

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