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I'm here with my main man, Lee Syatt, for another fun-filled episode of the Church of What's Happened Now, new edition.

It's Tuesday, the 12th of August.

Isn't that crazy?

The month is flying.

The kids, I think in Florida, they're already at school.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Florida, Nashville, kids are already at school starting.

It flew by the summer dog.

My cousins lived in Florida when I grew up, and I used to, like, that used to blow my mind that they were in school in August. That would suck. Sweating your ass off. The last two weeks, make them believe you want to be there. Then you got to go to school for Labor Day and then come back, like, just start school after Labor Day. That destroys it. So I'm in school for two weeks and I got my first vacation.

And it's a Monday and I got to come back on Tuesday like half with a sunburn.

Just let me go back to the second.

Sometimes now they'll have you go like the Wednesday and then like you'll go for like two days and then you have the long weekend for Labor Day.

They they fuck with you.

That's like a job like I sort of regret not doing as a teacher. Yeah. weekend for Labor Day. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, that's, like,

a job like I sort of regret

not doing

as a teacher.

Like, that, I know it's a pain in the ass, but the schedule is fucking awesome. No, it's not. You wouldn't like that, be done by three. No, no. There's so many comics.

You're not done by three.

They're done by three.

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