Miss Fit Toys

Hey everybody the mic wasn't exactly where I

I guess what my name is Doug and I love movies

Nicely done coming to you once again from one of my favorite town slash venues

Helium comedy club. It's a gas in Portland Oregon

Somebody already put some voodoo donuts up on my table up here and they just have random things written on them. I don't understand

Like rhino. Why is there a donut? This is rhino on it

Nobody knows and then there's also a t-shirt up here already that says you are awesome on it

So I don't know what that's about

From the you are awesome company and then

That's okay. It's just it's just a pack of rolling papers. It's a big deal

I'll pick it up later, but for some reason there's already a peacemaker pipe that kind I give away

There's already one sitting up here on the table

So that's a mystery

It's Saturday

Let's call it September 16 2017 and I feel the need the need for name tags

That say speed on them did anybody bring one that says speed on it that is a sweet ass Donnie Darko over there

It's finally somebody figured out right behind you as somebody else that didn't figure out that

Lights around the sign do not help you to see it at all

But when all the lights are in the shape of a Donnie Darko bunny head

I know exactly what's going on can't read a name on there though. What's your name Donnie Darko?

Bonnie Darko

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