Josh Widdicombe - The Four Seasons Total Lash Fest (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Every once in a while you’ll hear the name of a legendary Pinstman pass through the mists of The Moon Under Water. “Chiles… Kumar… Inch… Thompson…”. And if you listen closely you might just be able to make out the name of our next guest as their name echoes around the Correct Realm. Yes, your ears don’t deceive you; our next guest is the one and only Josh Widdicombe!

Josh is known as one of the most accomplished pub-goers on earth. His unique approach to pub crawls is something that boggles the mind, and hopefully he’ll be happy to give us an insight into what makes him such a hero within the drinking world.

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0:00.0	O March morning, form thy mists to swath me within.
0:18.0	And when I am beswathed and beswound lead me to a break in the clouds and bring
0:26.1	forth a strike of sun and the promise of summer hence bring it joy or sorrow nor
0:33.9	friendship nor loss nor findings findings, nor togetherness.
0:38.3	Bring with it the moon underwater.
0:43.3	The moon underwater.
0:46.3	The Oh! Oh, oh well, and sundry, gathered here in the moon under water.
1:24.3	Welcome, folks, to a tavern beyond words expression. And I, John Robbins, and the landlord of
1:33.6	said tavern, the tavern where we invite guests every week to create the pub of their mind
1:40.5	within our minds and yours. It's a delightful March day here in the moon
1:47.5	underwater with the first hints of things better to come even though the
1:53.0	other realm is all at sixes and sevens but I tell you who's my eights?
2:07.2	When I'm at sixes and sevens,
2:11.8	my nailed on eight is the lovely Robin Allender,
2:14.4	and here he sits with a grin on his face,
2:18.4	but, I must say, a little sniffle on the nose.
2:19.1	Robin.
2:25.5	Yes, John, I was going to say you can add an 11 to that 8 because it's 19 of the COVID variety that...
2:26.9	Oh dear.
2:28.2	Yes, I've been struck, been befallen and stricken.
2:32.8	Robin is stricken with two red lines painted across his forehead in lamb's blood.
2:39.2	Beautifully thick lines. I had beautifully thick lines on my tests, I've got to say.
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