Joseph Kallinger: The Shoemaker
Lil Stinkers
Mike Rainey
4.8 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Joseph Kallinger was a paranoid schizophrenic with a room temperature IQ, a penchant for torturing entire families, and MURDER. He even brought his son along for the ride. A family that slays together, stays together.
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| 0:00.0 | There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Well Snakers. |
| 0:24.5 | Welcome back to Little Snickers podcast. |
| 0:26.5 | I am Michael fucking Rainey here with my homeboy Caldon Gala. |
| 0:29.0 | What's up, my slapies? |
| 0:30.1 | Jacob from Matera. |
| 0:31.4 | Bing bong. |
| 0:32.1 | Wet and juicy Jeff Simmons, who told us he was just a part of a bell choir. |
| 0:36.0 | Jeff, what the fuck is that? |
| 0:39.6 | So we, uh, in, I guess it, this was like elementary school. |
| 0:44.0 | We did a, um, Christmas concert, like, Carol the Bells. |
| 0:48.0 | And like, there was like 10 of us lined up and we each like had like two bells and |
| 0:52.6 | they let you be in charge of two bells |
| 0:54.9 | yeah and one cup and jeff your school was mr mcgoreum's butt fuckery and porium correct |
| 1:01.6 | how many bells were you allowed to gargle at once no i'm kidding i bet you fucking slap on those |
| 1:09.5 | bells like a G, dude. |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah, it was pretty sick, actually. Still got your bell gloves? No, but we did have to wear them. That was an actual thing. Had to wear, like, the white gloves. For real? Yeah. Damn, what were you all singing? Or what were you all belling? You don't sing. Carol the bells? Dindin-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-d- da, dun da, dun da, dun da, dun da, dun da, do. That's a lot of, yeah, that was it. That was the song. And it was like, I was like on the deeper bell side where it's like, boom. Yeah, you're getting bells deep, were you? |
| 1:47.7 | Yeah. Yeah, that was it. That was the song. And I was like on the deeper bell's side where it's like, boom. |
| 1:45.8 | Yeah, you're getting bells deep, were you? |
| 1:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:51.4 | I'm so glad we're not live right now. |
| 1:54.1 | I'd have the helmet for sure. |
| 1:55.4 | Deep dingin. |
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