Jorts, Jawns, Chicago's Little Lady
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Emily Fleming is here with advice on how to fray your jorts with a rock. Joe Kwaczala is back with a new special called Ooh La La and a lot of info about the Dave Matthews feces incident. What Joe can't remember Tony looks up and also do you guys know about the usage of "jawn"? All this and funny walks, Mr. Tumnus, Just Me Or Everyone, the Renaissance Faire, urinal talk and so much more.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his |
| 0:06.5 | you knew best friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest. She's an actress |
| 0:10.5 | in comedian whose secret to staying youthful is to find a good moisturizer and |
| 0:14.0 | also never ever drive a car. It's Emily Fleming. And he's a writer, actor |
| 0:18.8 | comedian and gold record denialist. It's Joe Quizala. |
| 0:22.8 | Tom's own is here to share his unfailing cure for depression, which involves |
| 0:26.8 | regularly getting out of the house, taking a nice walk and playing rock music |
| 0:29.9 | in front of tens of thousands of screaming fans. I'm her husband Daniel, saying |
| 0:33.8 | I'll put on board the love bus and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:56.8 | Hello, my little campfire strawberries. Welcome to another exciting episode of |
| 1:05.3 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend that particular carbohydrate. And it is |
| 1:09.5 | strawberries coated with marshmallow fluff and then put over a campfire. They |
| 1:14.8 | look so good was sent in by Alyssa Van Dyke on Patreon. I forgot. I was like, I |
| 1:24.4 | know that Patreon comes next. I just forgot that I'm the one who usually says it |
| 1:27.3 | on Patreon. What was it called? Patreon. It's Patreon. |
| 1:30.3 | No. |
| 1:31.3 | Campfire Strawberry. Campfire strawberries. |
| 1:37.3 | Yeah, they look really good. I am on Patreon. Patreon. All sorts of fun stuff |
| 1:45.4 | there. There's bonus episodes of the friend zone that is my Patreon podcast. |
| 1:51.1 | Recently, last month we had one with everyone's favorite, Jenna Kim Jones. And then we had |
| 1:56.6 | one of me just talking into the microphone. It was like a 50-minute diary entry. I |
| 2:02.9 | unburdened my soul. I talked about stuff both deep and shallow. More shallow than deep. But there |
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