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Joro Spider and Bank Boogies
The TJ [& Jess] Show
TJ Taormina
5.0 • 806 Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
TJ tells his mom about the Joro Spider seemingly migrating up America's east coast. A very unfortunate event at a local bank, a list of jokes from the bank, and a famous robot knows about The TJ Show. If you enjoy listening to this podcast, please subscribe to it for free, share it with a friend, and rate/review it! Signup for TJ's newsletter at theTJshow.com and Jess’ newsletter at jessicalatshaw.com. Thank you for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | This is the TJ Show podcast, and one of the things I love about this era that we're all living in is that there's just so much great news. |
| 0:09.8 | And wow, it's hard to keep up with all of it. |
| 0:12.3 | I think my favorite story in the last couple days is that apparently we're set to be infested on the east Coast of America with a Juro spider. |
| 0:23.2 | Well, you had me at set to be infested. |
| 0:26.1 | I mean, that's just a wonderful lead-in. |
| 0:28.1 | It's a strange story because you've seen these headlines, |
| 0:31.7 | Jorros spiders, a spider the palm of your hand, |
| 0:34.7 | soon to be parachuting across the entire East Coast. A spider the size of the palm of your hand. What did I say? You said a spider the palm of your hand, soon to be parachuting across the entire East Coast. |
| 0:37.7 | A spider the size of the palm of your hand. |
| 0:39.6 | What did I say? |
| 0:40.5 | You said, a spider the palm of your hand. |
| 0:43.0 | Did I? |
| 0:43.7 | Yes. |
| 0:44.3 | Oh, that's not very good. |
| 0:45.8 | Thank you for correcting. |
| 0:46.9 | You're welcome. |
| 0:48.2 | A spider the size of the palm of your hand. |
| 0:52.6 | Floating into a neighborhood near you. |
| 0:55.0 | Now, of course, I'm going to read this article, |
| 0:57.0 | and they make it sound, they always make things sound a lot scarier in the headlines. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, they want you to click. |
| 1:03.0 | But I figured my mom probably hadn't heard this news, |
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