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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Jordan's Sizzler Quiz, A Screen Door Update, Alison Pees Herself On Air

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Morris joins us for a podcast wherein I pee my pants on air because something made me laugh too hard. Also we discuss living near a Sizzler and whether Daniel and I should go based on Jordan's Sizzler Quiz, playdates as children, Las Vegas commissaries, inland seafood, buffets, the woke Gillette ad, Daniel's chelada, a screen door update and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

 

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0:00.0

And now live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the

0:05.8

Allison Rosen is your new best friend and show tonight. Allison, welcome to

0:09.3

guest. He's a comedian and writer whose biggest problem with Godfather was that

0:13.3

there was not enough of Don Corleone's cat. It's Jordan Morris. Chef Jeff is

0:18.4

here to show us the right way to spread Pesto on your Peneenie and then

0:21.5

importantly how to get the Pesto off your Peneenie. I'm husband Daniel say

0:25.6

in hop on board love by say well your best friend Allison Rose.

0:29.0

Hello my little Hawaiian sweet rolls welcome to another episode of Allison

0:56.4

Rosen is your best friend that delicious carbohydrate and it is one of my

1:01.6

favorites was sent in by Lori no last name just for me on patreon patreon.com

1:09.1

slash Allison Rosen is where you go patreon.com slash Allison Rosen is where you

1:14.7

go for bonus episodes live stream behind the scenes content pictures of me

1:20.6

with my glasses eventually those pictures will cross to the real world

1:24.9

probably but right now there in the patreon there in the

1:29.3

you want those glasses picks that's right for now for now do you not like how

1:36.1

you look in your glasses I don't like how I look in general right now being that

1:40.2

I'm like a million years pregnant so I'm okay with the I don't know I just

1:45.9

haven't quite decided whether I whether glasses are my new look got you I

1:52.0

know I'm I'm racking my brain to think if I ever seen you with glasses I don't

1:56.2

have it's a brand new thing okay I for years for years bragged about my 2020

2:04.1

vision like every time I would hang on one second hello Jordan I welcome to the

2:09.1

show good to be here sorry I just started fucking talking no it's so good you're a

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