Jordan's Popcorn Suitcase, Alison's Underwear, Daniel's Public Access Show

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Morris joins us fresh from SF Sketchfest where he actually unpacked his suitcase instead of his usual "grazing." Also he bought underwear at Walmart. Speaking of underwear, Alison left hers drying in the bathroom and a podcast guest used that bathroom and now she wants to die. And Daniel is not only "disrupting" pizzas and quesadillas with his cheese innovation but he once nearly had a public access show. Plus so much more including Just Me Or Everyone, futons, deli sandwiches and an important question about what exactly poses a threat to pies cooling in the windowsill.

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0:00.0	And now live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.8	Allison Rosen is the new best friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest.
0:09.2	He is a comedian who may not be the fastest swimmer on his swim team, but he is the
0:13.7	nakedest. It's Jordan Morris. Chef Jeff is here to make hot chili and cold
0:18.9	toasty. I'm your husband Daniel, saying hop on board love by saying hello to your best friend,
0:22.2	Allison Rosen.
0:23.8	Hello my little crunch and munchies. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
0:52.1	I would like to say hello to my guests. Hello and welcome back Jordan Morris straight from sketchfest.
0:59.3	Yes, I got off the plane rushed here. I'm unpacking as we speak. Right, it was just weird because we're in my house.
1:07.4	That is a little bit weird, but I you know I like to multitask. Yeah. Are you a person who unpacks your suitcase when you get to a hotel?
1:15.3	Oh yeah, no, let's see. I did this time. I did and I used the drawers and the closets and I hung up my shirts.
1:23.7	I knew that there were going to be some photo ops and I didn't want to be wrinkly. No, I didn't want to be wrinkly.
1:29.8	So yeah, but I usually do not. I usually just kind of graze out of my suitcase. This time I tried to
1:37.2	try to step it up a little bit, but usually I just graze out of the suitcase and then throw the dirty
1:42.3	shit in there. It's I do it wrong. Raising out your suitcase makes it sound like you're literally snacking out of your
1:48.1	suitcase. Yes, I'll keep some. Like a big. Oh my god. I forgot. This is how you know I'm pregnant.
1:57.3	I forgot to even mention where our carb came from. Oh yeah. The carb. Hello, Daniel. Welcome. The carb was
2:05.7	crunching munch. And it came from Nikki Collier on Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com slash Allison.
2:13.4	Rosen is where you go. Patreon. Cards. Cards to get bonus episodes to get behind the scenes content.
2:20.1	Pictures of the leak in our roof and the big patch that put that in the ceiling. That kind of premium
2:25.3	come my thoughts and feelings about our leaks. That kind of premium content. Also you may have noticed
2:33.1	not a lot of fresh photos of this pregnant gal these days. However, I took one of me and a couple
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