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Hello and welcome to Jordan's last episode of Slate Money.

That's Jordan opening a bottle of Prosecco to celebrate.

He finally gets out of this podcasting studio.

He's going glug, glug, glug.

He is drinking Prosecco because he's a bit de classé.

I'm drinking a fine natural wine from New Zealand with a bit of like time on the skins.

Anna's not drinking at all because she doesn't drink.

Dan's got some of the Savignon Blanc from New Zealand too.

We have some fine Lebanese white here.

We are celebrating the end of an era.

This is our 200th episode.

We're excited about that.

This is the final episode featuring Mr. Jordan Weissman,

although I still suspect that somewhere and somehow we're going to drag him back on this show.

Yeah, I'll probably be at some point. You know, if Kathy O'Neill can come back, you can come back. Yeah, exactly. I feel like... It's a lot more... It's a bigger schlap for her. It takes you about two minutes to walk over here. It is. And knowing how we do guest booking on this show, I feel like... minutes before the show, hey Jordan, can you just

like next time when Janus Farofakis just gives up halfway through and says, you know what,

I'm not coming on after all. We'll just say, that's okay. We'll get Jordan on instead.

Yeah, it would be great. I mean, and you know, I've shown up in the middle of episodes anyway, too. So if you just need to brighten one up, I'm happy to reprise that. There are all sorts of things. You know, instead of having, you know, the slate IT person come in and do a slate class segment, we can get Jordan coming. Anyway, we are going to answer, well, no, we are not going to answer anything. Jordan is going to answer your question. This is going to be a team effort, as usual. But yeah, these questions are directed at me. You guys wrote in with some lovely inquiries, a lot of callbacks to former segments on the show or throw away lines of mine about New Year's resolutions.

And so, yes, this is going to be the last Felix, Sam, and Jordan Weissman, Anna Shemansky show for a while.

Enjoy it while at last.

And let's get straight into it.

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