Jordan's Forehead Scar, Family Porn, Lawn Shrimp
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2019
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Oh hi. When you hear this I will likely be somewhere in the labor process. Most likely at the beginning, hence we recorded this ahead of time. Are you familiar with lawn shrimp? We only learned what they are very recently and wish we could wipe this knowledge from our brains. Also, we get into scars, answer listener questions, discuss family porn, vermin, dirt bikes and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the |
| 0:05.6 | Allison Rosen as your new best friend, Joe. Tonight, House will welcome your |
| 0:08.6 | guests. He's a comedian and writer who packs his suitcase ready for any |
| 0:12.2 | occasion as long as that occasion requires popcorn and no underwear. It's Jordan |
| 0:16.6 | Morris. Chef Jeff is here to show us how to make long-trip cocktail. I'm a |
| 0:21.1 | husband Daniel St. Hoppe, I'm bored with the love bus and saying hello to your best friend. |
| 0:23.8 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello my little conversation hearts. It's me Allison. Welcome to another Thursday |
| 0:52.5 | show. That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Robin Kern. |
| 0:59.6 | And a lot of people weighed in to say that they miss conversation hearts, which |
| 1:05.6 | makes me say, do they not exist anymore? What's going on? |
| 1:08.3 | Are they the Valentine's? Those little Valentine's candies. |
| 1:10.7 | I know they exist and I think they say like you up and text me. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, they've they've stepped into the now. |
| 1:16.5 | On fleek. Yeah. |
| 1:18.0 | They're interesting. Yeah, so sending having your carbohydrate submitted. |
| 1:25.2 | I remember when it was pretty pretty groundbreaking that one said, facts me on it. |
| 1:31.0 | Right. Anyway. |
| 1:32.2 | And now look at them now. |
| 1:34.2 | I'd love to dot your matrix. |
| 1:37.3 | Sure. Join my alt dot news group about fucking. It was long. It was kind of hard to read. |
| 1:45.3 | I proud. Yeah. |
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