Jordan's Bathroom Noises, An Abigail Update and a Wheelbarrow of Elves

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Special guest Jordan Morris is taking stock of the behaviors he's going to have to give up if he's going to one day cohabitate. Alison's clarifying her door-open position from last week and worrying about premature labor. Al's blasting 90s rock and eating sausage. And what's the right term for a bunch of elves? Plus a piglet update, video game and TV chat, What Does #AL Know?, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Donovan.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.8	Allison Rosen, his new best friend show.
0:08.0	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:09.9	He's a man whose wife and baby have gone to Utah, which means he spent the last few
0:13.2	days watching football in his underwear, hopped up on Mexican Coke.
0:16.8	It's Alan Moss.
0:17.8	And he's a comedian who's been listening to a lot of Fleetwood Mac recently, which is
0:21.8	worrisome.
0:22.8	We all know it starts with Fleetwood Mac and ends in a Marine Adele Ray Houseboat filled
0:27.0	with cigarette smoke sparkling wine and the groovy, but not too groovy sounds of
0:30.6	steely Dan.
0:31.6	It's Jordan Morris.
0:32.6	Chef Jeff is here to make meatballs with his meat and your balls.
0:36.3	I'm a husband, Daniel, and I just don't have the emotional resources to worry about
0:39.8	what's happening in the country right now.
0:41.4	I've got more immediate concerns like, for example, my wife shits with the door open,
0:45.6	saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:50.0	Hello, my little donut gems.
1:14.9	It's me, Allison.
1:15.9	Welcome to another exciting episode.
1:17.5	I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:19.4	Hello and welcome back, Jordan Morris.
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