Jordan Ranks America
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
NPR
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2009
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Public Radio is known as the home of the bleeding edge of popular culture. |
| 0:06.0 | If you want to know what's hot, what's not, what's up and what's down. |
| 0:10.2 | You've got to turn to the sound of young America and our monthly power ranking. |
| 0:14.6 | Here's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:19.6 | Number five this month is Fruit Cobbler. |
| 0:22.4 | Served warm with ice cream, this dessert treat has its eye on the top spot. |
| 0:26.6 | Will America cotton to its unorthodox fruit to crust ratio? |
| 0:30.2 | Barack Obama is in the White House, so anything's possible. |
| 0:35.4 | Number four this month, dad from the neighborhood who goes all out for Halloween. |
| 0:40.2 | Even though it's the off season for this suburban showman, it's never too early to practice |
| 0:44.7 | your vampire laugh or look for places around the yard to put some skeletons or something. |
| 0:49.9 | Way to go Halloween, dad. |
| 0:51.6 | No one embarrasses your teenage child like you do. |
| 0:56.9 | Slipping in the rankings to number three is Kim Kardashian. |
| 1:00.5 | Listen, I'm not even sure what this is. |
| 1:03.8 | The obvious answer is that it's some sort of proper noun, but there's no way to be sure. |
| 1:08.4 | My advice to this person, food stuff or vacation hotspot? |
| 1:12.2 | Let us know exactly what you are or risk slipping further in the rankings. |
| 1:17.9 | Shooting up to number two this week, it's Internet Horniness. |
| 1:22.3 | Looking to strut your stuff, there's no better place to do it than online. |
| 1:26.8 | Boobs, butts, even the male privates are game on the information superhighway. |
| 1:32.3 | So, if you're feeling Randy, reach for that modem. |
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