Once a month here at the Sound of Young America, we check in with our old friend Jordan Morris

to find out what's hot, what's not, what's up, and what's down in a good old US event.

It's a segment called Jordan Ranks America.

New to the list this month, that number five, it's Wolfman on DVD.

Though it didn't exactly howl in theaters, now that it's out on DVD, people are going

ape for its unique mix of gruesome whore and Anthony Hopkins.

Falling to spots at number four this month, it's The Bronze Age.

Careful guys, sure everybody's real and pressed by your inventions, but if they find out

about all that weird sex stuff you were up to, you could risk losing your spot on the list.

As Mack Dab in the middle this month, that number three, it's rhyming words.

Feeling all jacked up?

Just rhyme a few of your favorite words and watch your troubles melt away.

With its eye on the top spot this month, that number two, it's kissing.

While some Wall Street analysts are calling it old-fashioned, Americans everywhere still

consider it the best way to show affection and initiate further intimacies.

Snatching the number one spot this month, it's The Burrito.

Less messy than tacos, less bogartable than nachos.

After 50 years in the spotlight, this Mexican treat is still a real panty dropper.

From the bottom to the top, I'm Jordan Morris.

Jordan Morris can be heard on our sister podcast, Jordan Jesse Go, which you can get for free

in iTunes or at MaximumFund.org.

He also appears on Fuel TV's The Daily Happy.

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