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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Jordan Loses His iPod

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Mens Room Question: What would you like to see come back, or what came back to you?

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0:00.0

What would you like to see come back or what came back to you?

0:02.7

206, 803, Rock.

0:03.8

I know, nobody stole anything from me, but that place, the last place was living on Capitol Hill, like, my apartment was across from the office.

0:10.4

Okay.

0:10.9

And the woman that worked in there, I just walked by her and she's crying.

0:14.2

And I'm like, what's up?

0:16.0

Like, you're all right?

0:17.3

No, there's some crazy homeless guy out there.

0:19.0

And he threatened me with a knife like i i don't know this woman but kind of like you i was just like what

0:24.1

right you just makes you mad yeah you know like that stick you roll out your muscles

0:28.3

yeah right it's kind of heavy so i got out there and just start banging on the dumpster

0:32.9

and everything else just like get the eff out of here but he, get all your ass. And then he's like,

0:37.9

oh, what are you going to do?

0:38.8

I was like,

0:39.1

I'm going to hit you with this stick. And I said, if you, and I said, something else I said, now I'm going to call somebody. He goes, you're going to call the cops? And I went, no, I'm going to call the other guys. The other guys. Scared.

0:52.5

Who are they?

0:53.2

Who are the other guys?

0:54.3

Like us?

0:55.2

No.

0:55.4

No.

0:55.5

They're not cops.

0:57.1

The guys, I guess, for my scooter club? The guys. I just, just a tough line. The other guy. Yeah, the guys from the scooter club. Yeah. I was going to say that. Guys are going to run up here on two wheels. No. Anything but those guys. I mean, what I said it there, way, I was thinking, like, you ever seen a Bronx tale when the bikers are in there, and they're like, now you can't leave? That was kind of what's going through my head? He's like, oh, what are you going to call the cops? Now, I'm going to call the other guys. It'd have been awesome if he's like, you watch the Bronx there, didn't? Well, I'm just, I mean, he doesn't know it's like an exercise tool and I'm whacking this dumpster. Jesus. What do you do if he calls you out, though? Bro, don't you roll your back out on? Honestly, I'm going to roll your back out of it. Exactly. Look, he did have a knife, but that thing is like, what, a little over a foot long i just figured i could

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