Hey guys before we start the show just want to tell you our live show has moved

into the main room at the Stan comedy club Monday nights 8 p.m. big guests big laughs big food

the big room

big room it's huge it's really a big deal. We've been here for a long, long time and we love the stand. They're great partners and we've been selling it out for so long that they decided to move us into the main room. That means we need you guys to come and pack it out every

single week so make sure you get those tickets at the stand NYC.com we promise you

that we're going to keep on growing the show and bringing you big laughs from the

big room at the stand.

You have to be there live to get the live experience now.

So get tickets at the stand NYC.com

and be a part of the live taping every Monday night at 8 p.m.

All right, let's start the show. When you hear that bomb blast, get a shot glass, listen to the podcast, it's all up in your

wild day. Big J kills from like OJ6. Listen to the podcast, it's all up in your mom's head.

Big J. Kills, I'm like O. J. Sips and a quit.

If the fingerless love don't get.

Get break quick by that big jick, Jay Smith.

He all up in your weird finally talking politics

don't get bit when you rattle by that pot the rig and snake

ain't natural-born killers, legion of skinks.

Welcome to the country! That is good. That is good. Good energy everybody.

The dead good doggy. He's really coming into his own that kid.

He really is. We're watching a fucking emblossom that Jorge.

It's the Legion of Scanks everybody. We are coming to you from the

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