Hey guys before we start the show just want to tell you our live show has moved

into the main room at the Stan comedy club Monday nights 8 p.m. big guests big laughs big food

the big room big room it's huge it's really a big deal. We've been here for a long, long time and we love

the stand. They're great partners and we've been selling it out for so long that they decided

to move us into the main room. That means we need you guys to come and pack it out every

single week so make sure you get those tickets at the stand NYC.com we promise you

that we're gonna keep on growing the show and bringing you big laughs from the big room

at the stand you have to be there live to get the live

experience now. So get tickets at the stand NYC.com and be a part of the

live taping every Monday night at 8 p.m. All right, let's start the show.

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