Jordan Carlos

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

We've casually known Jordan for years, but only on today's ep, do we finally get to plumb the depths of his romantic life! Now, you might know Jordan Carlos from The Colbert Report, The Nightly Show, Guy Code, Girl Code, tons of other stuff, and of course, his podcast with former guest and friend Michelle Buteau, Adulting! No matter how much you know about Jordan though, this episode is a banger! We talk about how he met his wife, the best sex they've ever had (he brought it up - we're still sex neg and sex nooch) and so much more! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

Get tickets to the first live Couples Therapy since the start of The Pandemmy™ OUTSIDE in LA or livestreamed to your home! Support the show on Patreon (two extra exclusive episodes a month!) or with a t-shirt (or a Jewboo shirt) and check out clips on YouTube! And why not leave a 5-star review along with the worst person you ever dated on Apple Podcasts? (Every once in a while we'll do a Twitch show, if you want to also follow us there). Plus! Check out Andy's old casiopop band's lost album! And discounted Couples Therapy Quarantine Crew t-shirts here (if you don't get one, we're gonna have A LOT of nightshirts over at the ol' Beckperigin household!)!

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0:00.0	Fancy a fever tree and vodka.
0:04.0	Yes, vodka, not gin, because this is
0:07.4	Fever tree Mexican lime soda.
0:10.0	Yes, soda, not tonic.
0:12.8	With Mexican lime and Japanese Yuzu for a zesty,
0:16.0	refreshing lime soda, that's just sweet enough.
0:19.5	Delicious with vodka or on its own.
0:22.9	Fever tree Mexican lime soda, mixed with the best.
0:27.5	Mmm, now that hits the spot.
0:57.5	Ah, needing therapy on camera TV, baby, we got it.
1:01.5	It's cup of apples therapy.
1:05.5	Cup of apples therapy.
1:09.5	Hey.
1:10.5	Hello, everyone, and welcome to Couples Therapy.
1:12.5	My name is Andy.
1:13.5	And I'm Naomi.
1:14.5	We're a real life couple.
1:15.5	A real life couple of comedians.
1:17.5	And on Couples Therapy, we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners.
1:21.5	How are you Naomi?
1:22.5	I'm amped up by just eight two mozzarella sticks and a clementine.
1:26.5	Wow, okay.
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