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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Jono Zalay Has Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Jono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics he knew nothing about is impressive. Kyle and Jono are joined by Shane Torres and we take on Jono's script with great antici- -pation. We talk Rocky Horror, group viewing, play some games, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:11.8

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.5

Hey, everybody, this has never seen it.

0:20.6

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before.

0:25.2

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

0:26.1

Today we are joined.

0:27.3

Jono Zillay has never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, but he rewrote it, and we read his script.

0:33.1

And Jono and I are also joined by Shane Torres.

0:35.1

This one is so much fun.

0:36.6

Johnno's script is incredible

0:37.8

and surprisingly accurate, down to some wild details he just hunched on. I couldn't believe

0:43.7

it. I just watched this movie the night before the recording, and incredible vibe, catched

0:51.2

by Jono. Plot, close, closer than a lot of our scripts but some of these details

0:55.2

he's really right there you're going to love the script we play some games got some before

0:58.6

and after Kyle dad perfect movie all that stuff we talk about Rocky horror we talk about these

1:04.0

movies where people interact during showings it's a lot of fun you're going to love the episode

1:08.0

go find Johno online at John O Zillay J-O-N-O-C-A-L-A-Y. Shane also is touring all of November. It feels like go see him on the road wherever you can. And thank you for being here. I want to let you guys know if you missed our D&D stream. You can still watch that on the YouTube and all the assets for that, including character sheets and the

1:27.8

whole story I wrote, everything. It's like a 13 or 14 page PDF, maps, all that is available

1:33.0

on our Patreon. You can sign up for that or that post is also individually for sale on there,

1:38.5

patreon.com. So I should never seen it. And thank you. Hope to see you in Kansas City on October 25

1:43.7

at Record Bar as part of the Fountain City Comedy Festival.

1:48.3

It's just the one show. Hope to see you there.

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