4.7 • 753 Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | The other day I was making lemonade with my sons, Beckett and Sully, and Beckett is a little bit of a perfectionist. |
0:08.3 | I'm not sure where he gets that from. It's me. It's definitely me. But he was getting really upset about the seeds falling into the juice and it was turning into a bit of high drama. |
0:18.4 | Now listen, there's an easier way to do this. Who knew? Wonderful |
0:22.6 | seedless lemons are a 100% naturally seedless lemon variety. They're juicy, zesty, bright, |
0:28.6 | and everything you love about lemons minus the seeds. That's right, no more seeds floating in your |
0:34.0 | lemonade or Diet Coke or getting caught in your teeth when you take a bite of |
0:37.9 | salad. Frankly, that's just a hazard. Wonderful seedless lemons are available nationwide at |
0:44.5 | retailers such as Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, Walmart, Kroger, as well as select Costco outlets. Look |
0:52.3 | for wonderful seedless lemons at your local retailer or visit |
0:56.3 | wonderfulseedless lemons.com to learn more. |
1:01.1 | Hi, it's Jesse. |
1:04.8 | Today on the show, activist, author, founder of JV and Hare, Jonathan Van Ness. |
1:11.6 | I am a very spiritual person. I actually really do think Jesus is pretty cool. |
1:15.0 | I'm not even sure if I'm not Christian. I don't know. I mean, I went to Christian sports |
1:17.8 | camp every summer. I've accepted Jesus into my heart lots of time. So, like, on Judgment Day, |
1:21.8 | like, if it goes down, y'all are fucked. I'm totally going to heaven because, like, I'm totally going to heaven because like, hey, but he'll forgive my sins or whatever. |
1:28.4 | This is Dinner's On Me, |
1:29.9 | and I'm your host, Jesse Tyler Ferguson. |
1:36.8 | Waiting for Jonathan Van Ness to arrive for dinner |
1:39.5 | was like waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. |
1:42.5 | Not only was I already a fan of their work and advocacy, |
1:45.5 | but we shared a handful of friends who always told me how much Jonathan and I would get along. |
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