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Welcome, welcome, one and all to The Late Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.

After 43 days, the House is finally voting.

The shutdown is expected to end by midnight tonight.

Yep.

At which point, Chuck Schumer will be dropped over Times Square.

Anderson and Andrew, you're already drunk. This vote ends an historic impasse with an agreement that, well, who cares?

Because after the House reopened, Democrat Adelita Grihalva was finally sworn in as a member of Congress.

Seven weeks after she won a special election in Arizona.

So this Arizona lawmaker is rising, reborn from the ashes,

just like the namesake of her home city, Tucson.

More importantly, the newly sworn in Grealva

is the 218th and final signature

needed on the discharge petition

to force a vote compelling the release of the Epstein files.

That's a big first day.

That is, that's a really big first day.

All right, here's the key to the ladies' room.

Over there is the Xerox machine.

Down there is the room where you're going to topple the pervert cabal.

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