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Hey, Blue, Blue.

Thank you.

Thank you, Liz Dalman. Welcome one and all to the Late Show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert,

and folks.

Ladies and gentlemen, have yourself notarized, because you are here on the night, after the

night, after the night, after an historic occasion, because three days ago, Congress approved

Biden's $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill. They did one thing. They did one thing.

Celebrate a time. Come on. The infrastructure bill comes not a moment

too soon, because this foam finger has the same structural integrity as most of our bridges.

After, can we show that on CBS? Can I show this on CBS? After months, after months of

dragging their feet, I think we're all shocked the Democrats actually got this done. The

party has gone from, yes, we can, to, wait, we did. Wow.

Now then again, this bipartisan bill, because a bunch of Republicans crossed over the

off for this, this is something the last administration kept claiming they were about

to do, but never did. Now, after four years, it's finally infrastructure week, and 1.2 trillion

supplies you an infra butt load of infrastructure. The bill will bring a massive upgrade to America's

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