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It is three minutes after ten. A very good morning indeed to you. And once again, our attention is drawn inexorably to a conversation about immigration. I say

inexorably and I mean it, you know, it's how the news works, but as I get older I find myself increasingly

frustrated by how the news works. Are there any other context in which the bleatings of Jonathan

Gulles would be headline news?

Absolutely no criticism whatsoever of our bulletins or indeed anybody else's.

But, I mean, can you imagine, really, any other context in which a complete flump like Jonathan Gullis or 30P Lee would merit so much attention. But I know what you're thinking.

Well, don't give them any attention then. And it's tempting not to give them any attention.

There are 165,000 care workers. Vacancies, I beg you pardon, currently in the care sector.

But Gullis and Anderson want to make it harder for people to come here to work in

our care sector. They've issued a 12-point plan, which is fascinating for two reasons. Number one,

looking at some of them, I am surprised they can count up as far as 12. And the other reason is

we have a look around. 13 years in power.

You've re-don't know.

Re-calibrated the immigration conversation so often.

And it just doesn't work.

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