Jonathan Groff's Rude Awakening
Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2022
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Lovett or Leave It joins the Netflix Is A Joke festival this week, but the show couldn’t be more serious, as Ashley Ray helps us figure out what is going on with the allies in a new edition of Gay News. House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Matt Walsh, of Second in Command) stops by to discuss coup-life balance, and Paul F. Tompkins provides back-up for Dick Wolf’s latest, Law & Order: Election Police. Lovett tries desperately to defend his dogelord and savior, Elon Musk, while the Rant Wheel spins, casting its all-seeing eye on the craven and undeserving. We’re looking at you, Abercrombie & Fitch and crunchy peanut butter.
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| 0:00.0 | Good evening, Los Angeles. |
| 0:16.0 | Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live, Arouse, where we're getting to the bottom of the Madison |
| 0:23.6 | Cothorn story. And then we're going to find out what happened. This week's show is part |
| 0:30.1 | of the Netflix as a joke festival, but I'll tell you what's no joke. Password sharing. |
| 0:35.1 | It's disgusting. |
| 0:41.3 | We've got a great show for you tonight. Ashley Reyes here for some gay news, Matt Walsh, |
| 0:45.3 | and Paul F. Tomkins proved me wrong about my absolutely correct opinions about Elon Musk |
| 0:49.8 | who is a genius. Kevin McCarthy is actually in the building, but something seems a little |
| 0:55.6 | off. And the election police are also here, and I'll say to them, what Megan Fox said |
| 1:00.9 | on Ayahuasca to a tree she thought was machine gun Kelly, nothing you do is real. |
| 1:08.1 | Then we'll all cool down with the rant wheel. But first, let's get into it. What a week. |
| 1:19.2 | A political on Earth, we have to start with this. Photos of him in women's lingerie, Madison |
| 1:24.9 | Cothorn dismissed the pictures as part of a game he played. I guess the left thinks goofy |
| 1:28.7 | vacation photos during a game on a cruise, taken way before I ran for Congress is going |
| 1:34.1 | to hurt me. He tweeted, let's show the photos. First of all, I want you to know something. |
| 1:40.5 | I did some genuine reporting, and I figured out where the word quest came from. And bad |
| 1:45.6 | news, it's from a royal Caribbean cruise. It actually is. It is a adult only late night |
| 1:53.0 | scavenger hunt game for after the kids go to bed. In other words, like the worst possible |
| 1:59.9 | least fun explanation. You should have kept the bra though. It's not like he's getting |
| 2:05.2 | any support from Republican leaders. Anyway, these vacation photos aren't nearly as |
| 2:11.1 | damning as the ones he took at Hitler's house. Because my man loves a limelight. Madison |
| 2:17.8 | Cothorn recited this week for having a gun at the Charlotte Douglas International Airport |
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