Welcome to Makeup, the kid's bedtime rompies!

Tonight's Makeup Story is a request from my son Jonah, who asked for us to make up a story that includes sailboats, cows that live in houses, and TV.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a big boy whose name was Jonah.

Jonah used to live on a rocky, rocky beach, where the waves were so strong, and his house

was on top of a cliff, and the cliff was made of stone. His house was so old

that it had been there before his dad-da was born and before his grandpa and before his grandpa's

papa all the way back for a thousand years.

But the sea that surrounded the house where Jonah lived was made out of milk.

And it was called the Milk Sea, and it was the whitest sea in the whole planet. Whenever it splashed,

it made big white bubbles that looked like shampoo on top of a kid's hair, and it made so many

bubbles when the waves splashed against the rocks.

One day, Jonah was flying a kite outside of his house by the beach,

and he was holding the string to the kite, and the kite flew so high.

And suddenly, a wind came, and the wind blew on the milk in the sea.

And it lifted the kite up.

And Jonah... Did he go with the kite?

And then Jonah was holding on to the kite, and he went flying in the sky.

He flew so far because it was so windy.

It was a little bit scary, but Jonah held on.

Finally, the wind stopped, and it dropped him off on an island full of cows. The cows on this island lived in

regular houses just like people, but the doors to the houses were bigger because they had to fit

cows. And in the cow's houses, they had so much cereal, like Cheerios, Rice Krispies, Corn Flakes,

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