Jonah Hex - Caravan of Garbage
The Weekly Planet
James
4.9 • 12.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Jonah Hex isn't very good. Despite an incredible cast it does absolutely nothing else right which makes it perfect for the DC Graveyard. Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender and John Malkovich could not save this from bombing both critically and commercially because...well yeah it's just not very good or interesting or fun or anything. Thanks for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Tomony from Tortoise, home to hip podcasts, sweet bobby, hoaxed, and weekly investigative |
| 0:06.2 | show The Slow Newscast. We're currently sponsored by Prime Video, where you can stream new |
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| 0:17.3 | mother Patricia Hall, who vanished from a small Yorkshire town in Britain in the early 90s. |
| 0:22.7 | Early on in the investigation, her husband Keith becomes a prime suspect, but with no progress |
| 0:28.0 | has made the case seems to go cold. Decide what you think happened. Watch now on Prime Video. |
| 0:34.9 | The Confession, an Amazon original available now only on Prime Video. |
| 0:39.5 | Right laptop, I'm ready to finish this thesis. What thesis? The one I've spent two years working on. |
| 0:44.2 | Don't have it. What's the last version you saved? Got final version, final final version, |
| 0:48.9 | and no, I'm actually serious now. This is the last version I will never save another version I |
| 0:52.5 | promise version two. Surely that one. No. Why? It's corrupted. |
| 0:59.9 | For when you upgrade to an acer Chromebook, they come with Google Drive built in, |
| 1:04.4 | so you'll never lose a file again and save. Already saved. Oh, thanks. Saved it again. |
| 1:12.2 | This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more |
| 1:16.8 | podcasts from our great mates. We are back continuing on through the DC graveyard. My goodness, Mason, |
| 1:22.8 | is it good to be back? No. Is it good to visit another movie where? No, but continue. |
| 1:27.7 | Where the protagonist dies sort of at some point and then comes back with supernatural ability. |
| 1:32.3 | Somewhere in there, right? Yeah, I think so. Maybe not in the movie though, but there's that. |
| 1:36.5 | Yeah, we'll get to it. There's just, you can't replace storytelling with a little animated montage. |
| 1:41.9 | It's not even a very good animated montage. No shade to the people who like made that, |
| 1:46.2 | but it looks like a flash new ground's animation. I guess that is shade. What is it? No shade. |
| 1:51.1 | I actually meant to hate this. Is that why strong bads in it? Love strong bad. Bring him back. |
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