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🗓️ 11 July 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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0:00.0 | Good morning, millennials and welcome back to the toes. |
0:03.5 | Tappy Tuesday's a gorgeous day in New York. |
0:06.5 | It is and we have a 20 nine. |
0:10.1 | Wow, just going right into the ages of, |
0:12.7 | okay, you are a new woman today. |
0:15.1 | Then you were last we saw you on the toast. |
0:17.3 | You have officially grown to 18. |
0:20.1 | You have officially turned 18. |
0:23.1 | I have turned 18. |
0:25.2 | So excited for what this year will bring me, you know. |
0:27.1 | I can buy porn cigarettes cigarettes. |
0:28.9 | I can join list. |
0:30.1 | Should I? |
0:32.3 | I think you should. |
0:33.3 | I think that's really what I need. |
0:34.7 | I mean, I do think like they would throw you over board. |
0:37.7 | The way I wouldn't last 10 minutes in the army. |
0:41.3 | First because I would just annoy the fuck out of everyone. |
0:43.5 | I'd look for like a community of like, you know, |
0:45.5 | fellow army goers who like love show tunes and the Kardashians. |
0:49.1 | And everyone would find me annoying. |
0:50.1 | And then like the first day I have to wake up, what like 4 a.m. |
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