Jon Then Baltimore
For Colored Nerds
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4.8 • 827 Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2015
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so one thing I just want to do. |
| 0:02.6 | Baby I love making love in front of the mirror. |
| 0:12.3 | I'm about to put this shit in. |
| 0:14.0 | This shit's going to open an episode. |
| 0:15.0 | That's going on the fucking episode. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, it's recording now? |
| 0:28.2 | Hi, I'm Eric. |
| 0:29.4 | Oh, and I'm Brittany. |
| 0:31.0 | And we are... For color nerd. |
| 0:32.9 | Oh, man, today, today, today is an exciting day. |
| 0:36.2 | Special day. |
| 0:37.2 | I'm not overjoyed. Today, actually, we have a guest. |
| 0:40.6 | Our first guest. Our very first guest. I'm so excited that we have this person blessing the |
| 0:45.2 | mic today. I don't know if I'm that excited. I'm excited. I'm going to be excited until he fucking |
| 0:49.0 | comes for me in like six minutes. Not even. 30 seconds. Yes, but today we have somebody who is near and dear to both of us, somebody who, you know, |
| 0:57.5 | who will respond to my text messages when I send him a selfie and ask him if my outfit is too |
| 1:01.3 | orange. |
| 1:02.4 | Somebody who will ask his girlfriend for dating advice for me. |
| 1:07.7 | Because you can't trust on all these people running around with the wolf pack I |
| 1:12.4 | can't fucking hanging with. |
| 1:13.4 | I can't trust y'all. |
| 1:14.6 | But, you know, this person will go, it will retrieve information for me. |
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