Jon Talks to Mark Cuban: Billionaires, Basketball, and Bitcoin
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
Comedy Central
4.5 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
We’re back, baby! We’re kicking off 2022 with billionaire/colonoscopy bargain hunter Mark Cuban. Jon and Mark discuss the American Dream, barriers to entry, and why tying healthcare to jobs makes no sense. And what’s a chat with a tech billionaire if crypto doesn’t come up? Jon is joined by show writers Tocarra Mallard and Rob Christensen to talk national anthems and Jon’s experience at the White House.
CREDITS
Hosted by: Jon Stewart
Featuring, in order of appearance:
Tocarra Mallard, Rob Christensen, Mark Cuban, Robby Slowik
Executive Produced by Jon Stewart, Brinda Adhikari, James Dixon, Chris McShane, and Richard Plepler
Lead Producer: Sophie Erickson
Producers: Caity Gray, Robby Slowik
Assoc. Producer: Andrea Betanzos
Sound Designer & Audio Engineer: Miguel Carrascal, Chester Gwazda
Senior Digital Producer: Kwame Opam
Digital Coordinator: Norma Hernandez
Supervising Producer: Lorrie Baranek
Head Writer: Chelsea Devantez
Elements: Kenneth Hull, Daniella Philipson
Talent: Brittany Mehmedovic, Haley Denzak
Research: Susan Helvenston, Andy Crystal
Theme Music by: Gary Clark Jr.
The Problem With Jon Stewart podcast is an Apple TV+ podcast produced by Busboy Productions.
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| 0:00.0 | It turns out, and I say this with great seriousness, |
| 0:04.0 | Mark Cuban is a cannibal. |
| 0:05.6 | That's the E. Humans are businesses. |
| 0:09.0 | That explains the teeth. |
| 0:11.0 | He eats them all. |
| 0:12.0 | We're going to talk to him today on the podcast, |
| 0:13.4 | and he's a cannibal. |
| 0:14.4 | So Newsweek, get on that. |
| 0:16.2 | I've accused Mark Cuban of cannibalism, |
| 0:18.4 | and he has to answer for that. |
| 0:20.0 | And the show. |
| 0:21.0 | And the show. |
| 0:21.0 | And the show. |
| 0:22.0 | And the show. |
| 0:23.0 | The show supports cannibalism just to be clear. |
| 0:25.4 | We're 100% unemployed. |
| 0:27.0 | We do support it. |
| 0:30.0 | We are back. |
| 0:49.0 | We are doing the podcast again. |
| 0:51.0 | We had a lovely break. |
| 0:53.0 | Lovely is probably overstating it. |
| 0:55.0 | It was quarantine and a terrible, terrible pandemic. |
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