"Jon Stewart"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Day bartender and Egyptian silk connoisseur Jon Stewart joins us for a chat. Comedian, writer, director, and television host, Jon shares so much with us, from the invention of the combustion engine to MC Hammer quotes. This is a man who knows how to think, knows how to talk, and knows his Judge Judy. Plus, Sean gets put in the penalty box!... on another arousing episode of SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody. Hi guys. Hey guys I'm really proud of our show. Me too. Yeah. And we're
0:11.8	going in a different direction now because we spent a better part of a year screwing around.
0:16.1	Yeah just making laughs just building smiles and stuff but I think our listeners deserve
0:20.4	something a little bit better. They deserve us to be real. So the whole episode is going to
0:24.2	kind of be like, but it can't just be jokes all the time. No we can't tell jokes all the time.
0:27.6	I want people to just pull their car over to the side right now and just get real.
0:30.9	Okay. Yeah. Put it in park and I want you to grab the person next to you wherever they are.
0:35.4	Grab them by their shoulders and square them up and look them in the eye and just say,
0:40.0	I respect you. I think the world of you but it's time for me to listen to smartless.
0:46.8	Here comes smartless. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:05.9	Look I've been notified. First of all I just want to say before we start with our guess that
1:10.9	I was listening back to the interview with Sean Pan and I heard a lot of listener feedback
1:16.0	that I asked potentially the longest question in history of smartless and a lot of people.
1:20.5	A lot of people really gave it to me. Guarantee that. Yep. So I heard it too. In fact,
1:25.6	yeah. I haven't finished that interview listening to it because of the question. You haven't
1:30.4	finished the question. I was so worn out with your. But also people were saying like, you know,
1:36.4	you give baby a lot of shit for the long question then you have one and my answer that is
1:40.5	fuck off. Yeah. I love that answer. You know, because then there's no. I remember what I said earlier
1:46.2	about you being sunny all the time. I know. I've been really prickly lately. That's so nice.
1:51.4	Everybody looks really awake today. Yeah. Well, it's 20 minutes later than it used to be. Wow.
1:57.5	Well, you're about to get into it with our guest then because our guest is somebody who you do
2:01.9	not want to tangle with. Oh, we crap. Let me finish. Let me just say that our guest and I know that
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