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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Jon Stewart Tackles The Biden - Trump Rematch | Zanny Minton Beddoes

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Jon Stewart kicks off his Daily Show Monday night residency by coming to grips with the reality of America's two chronologically challenged presidential candidates: Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Plus, the Best F**king News Team - Ronny Chieng, Desi Lydic, Jordan Klepper, Michael Kosta, and Dulcé Sloan - gauge voter opinions at the nucleus of American politics: a diner. And Editor-in-Chief of The Economist, Zanny Minton Beddoes, joins Jon Stewart to discuss President Joe Biden’s 2nd term potential, the global spread of national conservatism, what former President Donald Trump doesn't understand about the NATO alliance, and the Republican divide over support for Ukraine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central.

0:10.6

It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily Show with your host

0:17.0

Sean Stewart. Oh, Oh, Thank you. Thank you.

1:00.0

Welcome. Welcome.

1:01.0

to the Daily Show.

1:02.0

My name is John Stewart. Now, where was I?

1:06.0

I'm excited to be back. I'm very excited.

1:11.0

Good to see you guys.

1:14.0

Good to see you guys.

1:16.0

Why am I back?

1:17.0

You may be asking yourselves, it's a very reasonable question.

1:20.0

I have committed a lot of crimes.

1:24.0

From what I understand, talk show hosts are granted immunity, so it doesn't.

1:28.0

Doesn't make a lot of sense, but take it up with the founders.

1:32.0

I don't know. We're going to have so much

1:34.0

we're going to talk about this year. Obviously the elections maybe we'll talk about

1:37.1

China maybe we'll talk about AI maybe something a little lighter Israel

1:40.8

Palestine who knows but first the shoe a little lighter littor, Israel Palestine. Who knows?

1:43.7

But first, the Super Bowl was yesterday.

1:47.2

The gentleman in the crowd who's delighted that the Kansas City won. It was really sadly a lose lose

1:56.0

for real America.

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