Jon Stewart Shows His Love for the New York Mets

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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If there's one thing to know about Jon Stewart, he's one of New York's biggest Mets fans. He starts off at the desk covering the unexpected firing of former Mets manager, Willie Randolph. Plus, Jon sits with former Mets players David Wright, Matt Harvey, and Mookie Wilson. He chats with David and Matt about the state of the team and reminisces with Mookie about the 1986 Mets team and the legacy he's left. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On February 14th,
0:03.0	You're ready, Bob.
0:04.0	All right.
0:05.0	Audiences are raping.
0:06.0	Bob Marley is electrified.
0:08.0	It's the feel-good movie of the year.
0:12.0	You did. Bob Marley won the rated PG-13 only in... Good Movie of the year. You dig?
0:12.7	Marley One Law, rated PG-13, only in fetus February 14.
0:16.1	You're listening to Comedy Central. You ever been fired?
0:24.6	I've been fired.
0:25.6	I've been fired a lot.
0:26.6	I've been fired.
0:27.6	I've been fired from bakeries that I worked at.
0:31.2	I've been fired from women's clothing stores. I was once fired
0:35.0	by my brother. My brother fired me from a horse. But one thing that's never, I was fired
0:41.2	by Strippagram once. One thing that's never to happen to me is that I've been
0:46.6	fired at 3 o'clock in the morning 3,000 miles away from where I live.
0:53.0	Willie Randolph, the New York Mets manager, my beloved Mets.
0:57.0	This guy, okay, the Mets suck, fine.
1:00.0	But they can't. fine.
1:03.6	But they could have fired Willie Randolph at any point over the last year.
1:07.8	So what they do is they wait before he takes a trip to Los Angeles.
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