Jon Stewart's First Night Back!

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Jon Stewart returns to the host chair at The Daily Show and takes us through the Joe Biden vs. Donald Trump election rematch and how their respective old age is something all voters need to reckon with. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	M TV's official challenge podcast is back for another season.
0:04.0	Season 39, Battle for a new champion!
0:07.0	Yes!
0:08.0	24 contenders will compete to win their first championship.
0:12.0	They know the battle, but not the victory. So every
0:14.4	week after the episode airs come hang with us as we break down all the challenges
0:19.1	and eliminations and of course get the inside scoop on all of the drama.
0:23.8	Listen to MTV's official challenge podcast
0:26.2	on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
0:28.4	or wherever you get your podcast.
0:31.9	You're listening to Comedy Central. Welcome to the Daily Show. My name is John Stewart. Now, where was I?
0:47.0	I'm excited to be back. I'm very excited.
0:53.0	Good to see you guys.
0:55.0	Good to see you guys.
0:57.0	Why am I back? You may be asking yourselves,
1:00.0	it's a very reasonable question.
1:01.0	I have committed a lot of crimes. From what I understand,
1:07.0	talk show hosts are granted immunity, so it doesn't know. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but
1:12.1	take it up with the founders. I don't know.
1:14.0	We're going to have so much we're going to talk about this year.
1:17.0	Obviously the elections, maybe we'll talk about China, maybe we'll talk about AI, maybe something a little lighter,
1:22.0	Israel Palestine.
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