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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Election denying Republican Kari Lake lost her bid to become governor of Arizona, and the former president’s social media posts hint at his motivation for running again in 2024. Jon Stewart returns to The Late Show and gives his thoughtful take on the controversies surrounding Chappelle, Irving, and West, and the impact of antisemitic rhetoric. Check out the new season of his AppleTV+ show, “The Problem with Jon Stewart.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Please have a seat.
0:05.0	Sit down, please, please, please.
0:08.0	Please have a seat, everybody.
0:10.0	Down here, up there, out there, all around the world.
0:13.0	Welcome to the late Joe.
0:14.0	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
0:16.0	First off, congratulations, everybody.
0:21.0	You did it.
0:22.0	You made history just by being alive
0:25.0	because, according to United Nations projections,
0:28.0	today, the world's population hit 8 billion people.
0:33.0	And, yes.
0:35.0	Yes.
0:36.0	And every single one of them will be at your airport gate
0:39.0	the day before Thanksgiving.
0:43.0	Not everyone's in zone one.
0:45.0	Not everyone's in zone one.
0:48.0	This is all thanks to humanity spending the past decade buckling down
0:51.0	on buckling their belts and making the babies.
0:54.0	Because a billion people were added to the world population
0:57.0	in just the last 12 years to which your parents said,
1:01.0	and somehow, not one of them is my grandchild.
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