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Next week, obviously, we're going to have the big debate show, but

tonight we're going to start we're going to get a quick state of play on this

incredibly consequential presidential election.

I guess the election has basically boiled down

to each candidate accusing the other of having soup. soup where there should be brain. There is plenty of fodder for the attacks, for instance for President Biden.

It is his habit of seemingly staring at what can only be considered ghosts or out- frame paratroopers and then when he's pulled

back into frame somehow giving the impression someone has just quantum

leaped into his body. Oh, is that, is that, no, don't look directly at the sun, sir.

That would...

Now, and as for Trump, basically it's Trump tripping over his own dick,

anytime he tries to capitalize on Biden's age.

Like this weekend, Trump appeared at the herbal life of political conventions, turning point USA, where Trump articulated his case for having best brainful neurons smart.

Joe Biden has no plan he's got absolutely no plan.

He doesn't even know what the word inflation means.

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