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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Jon Stewart and Ronny Chieng Unpack the GOP’s Obsession with Kamala’s Race | ICYMI

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Jon Stewart covers Joe Biden’s departure from the presidential race, Kamala Harris’s campaign kickoff, and the GOP’s sexist and racist attacks against her. Ronny Chieng recaps Trump’s disastrous appearance at this year’s NABJ conference and Kamala’s campaign kickoff with Megan Thee Stallion.

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0:00.0

It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris.

0:07.6

It's a new era for the U.S. women's national team, and attacking third will tackle all the women's soccer action.

0:13.2

First cut will keep close tabs on golf, while beyond the arc will follow the US men's

0:17.6

basketball team on a quest for another gold.

0:19.8

And we need to talk now.

0:20.8

We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic

0:24.4

games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports Podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get

0:29.8

your podcasts.

0:31.8

You're listening to Comedy Central. Welcome to the Daily Show! My name is John Short.

0:47.0

What have been?

0:51.0

Oh, really good.

0:52.0

I was really good. What have been? Oh, it was just sure me.

0:55.0

We've been gone, we just got back and we've been gone like a week.

1:00.0

It's been a week.

1:02.0

Or a decade decade or what the

1:04.8

F. Like oh my god so much so much has happened in that week. In fact, I believe perhaps it's best to describe what's happened

1:17.5

through a short one-man black box play, one that I truly hope will be Tony eligible. Can I get a little give me a little like stetto music.

1:45.0

Oh, I am a Democrat.

1:59.0

So sad, so cold, so hungry.

2:03.0

The world is dark.

2:06.0

The world and the future, she is bleak.

2:11.0

The President's ditch has gotten even deeper.

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