John Stewart here, here,

Unbelievably exciting here, my new podcast,

The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election,

economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

Listen to the Weekly Show with John Stewart wherever you get your

podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. If you've been tuning out the presidential campaign so far, I get it, It's boring. I mean my grandpa is also

a rambling 80 year old man and let me tell you I keep half an ear open for the

word inheritance and I just ignore everything else but the presidential campaign won't be boring for long

because this week Trump and Biden will be rambling face to face.

That's right, Thursday is the first presidential debate and these men are going toe to toe.

And if you've ever met or seen old men's toes, you know that's going to be a dirty fight.

Finally, the American people will have something to judge these candidates on,

aside from the four years that they were both president already.

And Joe Biden, for one, he's ready for battle.

The president this morning morning it continues to be

hunkered down at Camp David he is fine tuning his messaging honing his

attack lines that he's huddling there with over a dozen advisors and over the

coming days his prep is expected to evolve from gaming out

questions and answers to holding 90-minute mock debates.

Mr President, how is the debate prep going?

No! going. ever seen. That's the football player as he's being carded off the field.

He's going to be okay folks, his thumb is working.

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