Jon Rudnitsky 3.0 (The Balcony Series)

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Rick Glassman

Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

He’s back for the third time JON RUDNITSKY! Taking to the balcony to get stoned, Jon decides to do it sober but Rick finds out after he already ate an eatable!! ...and the chaos ensues.

Jon comes in, second guessing and unsure of himself, which high-Rick leans into as a faux-bully who doesn’t know when he’s gone too far.

They attempt a script reading session which is a certain fail and discuss Jon’s insecurities and Rick being too-much and “always on."

Jon nearly gets to tell us about his recent engagement and we get to hear both the boys attempt something near an Irish and Scottish accent.

Jon shows us his epic air piano and they form an impromptu air-instrument band.

This episode is full of Rick-direction and lots of visual Goblin Bits (watch on YouTube!) which if you want to see the BTS of how Rick gets his guests to copy we upload them to Patreon weekly!!

Jon Rudnitsky 1.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1R7kJpbukE Jon Rudnitsky 2.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcol7fVlCSA

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to episode of Take You Shoes off with John Ornitsky.
0:03.2	If you're wondering, later in the episode, don't worry, we do in fact see John
0:07.8	finger a goblin. Enjoy this episode and Scoot-Doo, Pubbly Blue.
0:12.5	There is our cold open.
0:14.5	Scoot-Doo, blebby-de-blue, Scoot-Doo, oh yeah!
0:26.0	I wanted this for your appetizer. Oh wow, thank you!
0:28.8	And then when you're done, let me know and I'm going to switch.
0:31.6	I really thought you were bringing me flu because it's kind of our tradition, but I'm good. I don't eat any.
0:42.4	Hi. Hey, hey bud. Wow. That's a really cool mask you got on.
0:46.6	Hey, yeah, I know, thanks. It says Take Your Shoes off. I'm not sure where I got it.
0:51.9	Yeah, well we'd like to give a big thank you to um, we'd love to give a big thank you to Tampa masks.
1:01.8	They're, they're, they're good. They're solid masks. They'll protect you from only so much
1:11.5	because nobody really knows how you catch it, but they're safe. They're comfortable. They're re-usable
1:16.4	Tampa masks made in Jackson. They'll wear it late.
1:24.0	Okay, your hair looks really good. You like? Yeah. Wow. What are you growing out for?
1:28.9	Pussy? We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll work from Tampa
1:32.0	masks. Whenever you're ready, that's your camera. Okay. Oh, fuck. I'm nervous. It's great. You use it.
1:40.6	Okay. I actually hide it. Hot or cold? Nothing ever gets old.
1:49.6	With Tampa masks. It's a fuck. Start over. We'll try it again. Hot, cold, new or old. Tampa mask
1:59.6	is the only way you didn't do anything. You didn't do the rhyming. Okay. Your reason you didn't
2:06.3	hot and cold was so you could say new or old. Yeah. And then I didn't say new or old. No,
2:11.3	you just said old. Okay. And then it didn't say cold. And I was wondering what you got. Okay. I got it.
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